February 2012
Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges...
That awkward moment when you're jamming in your...
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
The only thing worse than having a spider in your...
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LOSING THE SPIDER IN YOUR ROOM.
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I hate doing presentations
totally-relatable:
Right before you get up you’re like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and in the inside you are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
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Friend: "Any new English Song?"
fyeah-itskpop:
Me:
I'm a shy person.
sammiegenaille:
When you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward as fuck, because I would have absolutely no idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little or over time, I’ll eventually get comfortable around you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll probably annoy you. So don’t judge me and say I’m a snob cause really I’m just shy.
Teacher: WHY CAN I HEAR TALKING?!
omfgsomepersonactually:
Student: BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARS?
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Thinking that if you lean side-to-side with your...
lulz-time:
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HOWL: I Give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful.
ME: You're handsome enough to be my husband!
30 Day Studio Ghibli Challenge
little-yellow-alien:
5. Favorite male main character and why?
So sexy in any hair color! He also has kind of a similar attitude as me and he knows magic, that’s all there is to it.
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: chest
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
me: will you be my valentine
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me: its okay take your time
Today was hilarious. →
chinesepollen:
On my phone I have some of my friends listed as their biases
Like for example today I was texting my friend and I have her as “Jonghyun” and her contact picture as a Jjong selca
omg
today my non-kpop friend grabs my phone and she sees that I have a message from jonghyun
and she looks at me with this face
because she knows who they are from my constant spazzing and she’s...
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